The Bedsheet Crease

We all know I have a few anal qualities. I don't know the number of people I've annoyed by reaching across the table at a restaurant to steal the bill and line up those twenties. But how can people actually turn in money that way? How can you even count it to be sure you have enough? I just don't get it.

And then, there are the M&M's. I don't just eat them in color mind you. I don't eat them very much anymore, but when I did there was a whole method. First, you grab a handful. Then you line them up by how many you have.Ones on the right and increasing towards the left and placing them from the top down. You have to start off by eating the color with the highest number until it gets down to the next highest number. Now you have two (or three) at the same stage. You then eat these in color order until you get around to the next one. Then you add that color in. You keep eating them this way until you have the same number of all colors. Then you eat them in color order. Browns and tans first, orange, red, yellow, blue, then green (sometime blue and green get switched. Depends on how I feel). That's how you eat a handful of m&m's.

If you get all the same color, for example my friend has a cup of all green ones, you eat them two by two. That way the sides of the mouth are evenly dosed. Oh, and I have googled this, I am not the only one that eats m&m's like this.

But on to my new thing. Maybe this is only my problem. Maybe no one else sleeps like I do. But even if they do, they probably don't have the same reaction as I do. I have noticed that the top part of the bedsheet, not the fitted one but the one you sleep under, always seems to get creases in the same place. It's just the top three or four inches that is thicker that the rest. I don't like these creases. I don't like them at all. If I don't do anything about them, they just stay in the same place and get more and more pronounced. To resolved this issue, I have gotten in the habit of ironing that top 3-4 inches. I don't even iron all the shirts i'm supposed to. I dry them on a hanger and hope they look good after been worn for an hour or so. But I will iron the top bit of the bedsheet to remove those pesky creases. How weird is that?